A very disorganized array of manic thoughts and feelings that I assume all new fathers share

This is getting ridiculous. I'm at least $300 into gas, and several full days of driving trying to feed my fly traps. 

There isn't a fly to be found as my venus fly traps little stomachs are grumbling because they're hungry.

Bookstore investigation, a lake, and a plant that eats flies.

Trader Joe's is where it's all happening in the world of fresh blueberries, the secret reservoir that's not a secret that I discovered that I didn't really discover, and more.