I take my car in for service and realize Subaru has diverse buyers, hit Disneyland to discuss lying and cosmetic surgery, then drive to Baker, CA for no reason whatsoever.

I accidentally discover what the cereal companies don't want you to know, then discover the shaving companies are in on it too. Then, I get sick and decide the best course of action is walking around in the snow.

I head down to Disneyland to record a podcast and promote an upcoming live show. But don't worry, I only spend about 20 seconds promoting.

I wander the shoe aisle, renew my Disneyland pass, and ponder why people cheat.

Can I do an entire podcast on a skateboard? Nope, sincerely, IKEA.

Car show, SNAKESGIVING!

Old people love hot dogs.

Dog sitting

Haunted house!

Eliminating negativity and another car show.